I left for 2 hours and came home to find out what my husband thinks “watching the kids” means

[FeralWife]

Walked in and the 5-year-old was pantsless eating dry cereal off the coffee table while watching YouTube videos that were definitely not on the approved list. The 2-year-old had gotten into my makeup bag and looked like a tiny drunk clown. The dog was eating something unidentifiable off the kitchen floor.

And my husband? On the couch. On his phone. Fantasy football. He looked up and said "oh hey you're early" like everything was completely normal. The kids were alive, I'll give him that. But the house looked like a frat party attended exclusively by toddlers.

What have YOU walked in on when dad was "in charge"?